All The Major Players in the Gen. Petraeus Scandal (So Far)

Gen. David Petraeus has come under fire after it was revealed that he'd been carrying on an affair with his biographer. It seems that more and more dirt from the story is revealed every day. So let's get you caught up.

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Description: Gen. David Petraeus has come under fire after it was revealed that he'd been carrying on an affair with his biographer. It seems that more and more dirt from the story is revealed every day. So let's get you caught up.

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Patience is overrated...

& the hits just keep on comin! lol
Shoulda' kept his affair covert. Ba dum tss
Funny or not, it is actually helpful - thanks.
ill hug her everyone
You're forgetting the part where Petraeus needs to testify on what he knows about the killing of 4 men including our ambassador in Benghazi on 9/11/2012.
Airborne!
Summaries like this save me a LOT of time. :)
Wow by the looks of this, noone is leaving Jill Kelly alone except Petraeus himself.lol
this could be best scandal ever...
You forgot "Ambassador" Kelley's Koreans.
Algoreland with Itoldyouso Beach as the capitol.

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