BUT IT LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO CAPTION.
IM MEAN, LOOK AT THIS. WHO IS THIS MR. T WANNA BE. WHY THE FEATHER DUSTER... IS THIS AT SOME SORT OF SPIRIT CONVENTION. HOW DOES ONE PUT ALL THESE SEEMINGLY DISCONJOINTIED VISUALS TOGETHER TO CREAT ONE FUNNY CAPTION? I LEAVE THAT TASK TO YOU... SPLAIN IT TO ME. CAPTAIN CAPTION AWAY....
snythea sez: THE WINNERS ARE...
\Here’s a quickie:
First place: Christopher7murphy: Is that a pimple on you ass, or am I late for work, again?
Second place: Narado: " I get it okay! I'm quick in bed. You don't have to rub it in! "
Third Place: Sirnext: When in need of repair dose she see proctologist, gynecologist or Clocksmith
Honorable Mention: Grizz1: Now I know why she is so cranky, she's having her time of the month.
WINNERS: CHADDER SEZ...
third place is taken by TonyBee with the outstanding entry of:
"Why does the middle string of my violin always smell like pungent carp sauce mixed with ass? I gotta take this fuckin' thing to the shop."
(as the former owner of a tv repair shop, i've seen strange things...)
second place is reserved for SirNext for:
REO Speedwagon:“You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish”
Wrong again Mr. Speedwagon
(i love REO)
and finally, the mopment we've all been waiting for: first place goes to synthea, for the outstanding visual:
The difficult part is getting her in the case, and airport security had a few questions.
(it's hard enough to get a pair of fingernail clippers through, can you imagine this?)
a special thanks to lizard lady for opportunity to judge, i'm deeply moved. never has such an honor been bestowed upon me...sad, huh?
SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT... PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY... I LIKE TO CAPTION, AND I LIKE TO PLAY, GONNA CAPTION THIS PICTURE ALL DAMNED DAY.
GO ON NOW... DO YOUR THANG.
LIZZARDLADYFL SEZ...
WINNERS FOR FRI.FEB 13
I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE VALENTINES DAY !
FIRST PLACE-chadder: her-i got my heart on my sleeve for you
him-i've got my hard-on sleeve for you
SECOND PLACE-buttermilk:wait till you see my quiver
THIRD PLACE-jason2k1:How can you be so distracted by her breasts that you can't notice her hand is in your pocket?
HONERABLE MENTION-jimbobalouie:Archery rhymes with debauchery,does'nt it ?
WINNERS: BUBBALICIOUS SEZ...
First of all, let me say what an honor it was to judge Dave's caption contest. I had been away from FOD for awhile, but heard from Turnems a while back that Dave had created his own caption contest. Was really glad to hear it. It needed to be done. And who else but the Merry Trickster could pull it off? My hat's off to you, mi amigo.
And I would like to say I took the phrase "sober as a judge" seriously, and did it without a drop of booze. Of course, now that it's done, ...
Alright, here goes. I've got an honorable mention for
Borrowed Time--What do you mean look at you when you're talking? I haven't broken eye contact for twenty minutes.
3rd place goes to
westsideslant--Larry always fucks up a good thing, and thus ended the trial basis of "Casual Fridays."
(I love how you put all your caps together. They always have a flow to them. Very nice.)
Now, I had a really tough time deciding on the winner, cause I really liked both of these a whole lot. But after much agonizing over it, here 'tis.
2nd place goes to
buttermilk--Miriam! Did you see your brothers' yarmulkas? We're late for synagogue.
(You always come up with stuff I never could. You never cease to amaze me.)
1st place goes to
lizardladyfla--This Zip file has built in support.
(Very witty and clever. Concise and pithy. You have a deft touch.)
Alright, that's it. Dave, I don't know where you find these pic's, but keep 'em coming.
When?
When are we going to fight back?
When are the old going to stop sending the young to war? When will the Christians start acting like Christ? When are we going to start acting like those famous we keep quoting? When is someone going to listen to Ghandi? When will war end, when there is no Earth left to bomb? How will there be peace when we are all dead? What kind of world are we leaving our children's children to inherit? More importantly than what you believe in, why do you believe ? Are you afraid?
Where are all the answers? What happened to the dreams of the Flower Children? If Love is the movement, why can't we find any? Why do we still kill each other? What is wrong with us?
Ask yourself, what part of your lives are influenced or controlled by the government? School. Car. House. Job. Who you marry. What You Are Allowed To Read. History. Technology. War. Peace. How loud you can listen to your music, what you can put in your body, where you live, what personal belongings you can keep if your husband is abusive, what you watch on tv, what movies you can see, what you can buy at Wal-Mart, when your job goes overseas, what your children are learning. If you can own a gun. If you can have a fire in your back yard. How much of your hard earned money do you actually get, and what do you get in return for the missing money.
We are the Children of the Grave
Let's start acting like it.
