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I LOVE THE SMELL OF LEATHER IN THE MORNING...

- Dave (phukuhp)

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DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR MARCH 25 TH...



IS THIS AN OPEN CATTLE CALL...  I HAVE HAD DREAMS LIKE THIS BUT ANYMORE I CANT TELL IF THEY ARE GOOD OR BAD?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT? CAP.... NOW

WINNERS SOON

 
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DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR MARCH 24 TH...



THIS PICTURE AT FIRST FREAKED ME OUT , THEN I STARTED LAUGHING.... POOR LITTLE CAMEL DUDE HAS TO DUCK.
HOPE IT GETS YOUR FUNNY FLUIDS GOING TOO... CAP AWAY FOLKS...



 
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DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR MARCH 23 RD...

   
THE OTHER DAY WE SHOWED OUR LOVE TO OUR TROOPS, LETS NOT STOP THERE AND EXTEND THIS LOVE TO THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT PROPTECT OUR LIVES AND PROPERTY HERE AT HOME...
I WISH THEY COULD ALL GET A PRIZE LIKE THIS....
CAPTION AWAY MY FREINDS...

WINNERS: THOMPR SEZ...

Thanks Dave for continuing this outstanding caption contest!

I'm honored by LizardLadyFla to judge last night's contest.

Hers is the Honorable Mention spot: Men are such big babys,when it comes to childbirth.

The Green Ribbon goes to Americandodo: "It started out as a little foreplay. He said something about using too much lube,next thing you know...."

The Red Ribbon goes to Chadder: now that's what you call a LONG term pregnancy! (I had a similar post. His was better.)

The Blue Ribbon goes to stro32: Don't worry miss, there's only 7 more to go. (With "Octomom in the news, this was a funny twist.)

Wish I could have given more prizes. It is hard judging these things. Better luck next time all the rest of you. I don't consider you losers. Just winners yet to be discovered. Or some shit like that!

Ron


 
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DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR MARCH 22 RD...



LOOK... SUCH A BLESSED EVENT. FIVE WILL GET YOU THIRTEEN FIFTY THE NEXT THING ITS GONNA DO IS CRY.
THEN HE'S GONNA LATCH ONTO THOSE TI.... SORRY, GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY. WELL LETS SEE YOU GET CARRIED AWAY AND CAPTION... BET YOU GOT A FEW PREGNANT THOUGHTS YOU BEEN CARRYING AROUND FOR ABOUT NINE MONTHS YOU'D LOVE TO ABORT... SO, GET TO IT.

WINNERS: LIZZARDLADYFL SEZ...

WINNERS FOR MARCH 21

1ST PLACE: If you are nudist, don't stand too close to the car when you close the trunk. Just picturing that made me laugh out loud !

2ND PLACE:MacSpruce Time to write a Last Will and Testicle ... always funny,this one was good.


3RD PLACE:
snyetha Sir, in my medical opinion, you've been fucked.
funny diagnosis there.

HONERABLE MENTION:Dorin Many evenings, her boss would blackmail her to perform favors.
One day, she accepted his invitation to go for a lunch BREAK. welcome aboard !


 
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DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR MARCH 21ST...



THIS JUST HURTS ME TO LOOK AT IT. TIME FOR SOMETHING A LIL DIFFERENT THOUGH.... BET SOMEONE OUT THERE IS REALLY GONNA WONDER. CAP AWAY CAPTIONEERS...

WINNERS : billstap SEZ...

This one was tough,but after much thought and consultation:
Bronze: Gerhardguffaw "Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Battle Ready"

Silver: buttermilk "After Hand to hand combat,training intensified" comic brilliance was destined to bring home the until I saw...

Gold: lizardladyfla "Cocked,Locked,& Ready To Rock a slogan destined to be tattooed on some arm someday


 
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DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR MARCH 20TH...



PEOPLE, YOU KNOW I MENTION OUR TROOPS NOW AND THEN.
TREAT THEM RIGHT, THEY ARE THE REASON WE CAN SIT HERE ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND PLAY WITH EACH OTHER AT FOD.
GOD BLESS THEM ALL.
SO WITH THEIR NEEDS IN MIND I OFFER YOU THIS PICTURE
TO CAPTION. THINK, THE MORE YOU CAPTION THE MORE YOU SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR THE MEN AND WOMEN DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY.... GO.... GO AND SHOW SOME LOVE.


WINNERS: CHADDER SEZ

i hope this isn't too late! i just flew back to town and man! are my arms tired...ok, it's early, i was up late, coffee's not ready yet and i don't have my game face on yet...

this was a great pic and contest, so, let's see the winners!

bringing in third today is Borrowed_Time with: "Just don't go into the bedroom. You don't wanna see what Sam is doing to Frodo." - i always knew those little bastards were gay!

taking home a respectable second would be lizardladyfla : "Oh Lord,Oh Lord,Ohhhhhh Lord !! He's good,just glad I dont have to see his face." - makes me wonder how many chicks have thought this very thing about me...

and finally, today's winner is billstap: "Bob always made the ugliest orgasm face" - hey, don't we all?