SCORE TWO POINTS FOR EVERY NO ANSWER TO GET YOUR PURITY SCORE...
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it with the Dead?
Have you done it in a bead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity.
MY SCORE WAS A 28 WHATS YOURS???

I GOT THE MUNCHIES, AND THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOD...
WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK...
DRWHO WILL SEND WINNERS SHORTLY... 11:57 PM DRWHO SEZ...
Time to put the keyboards down. Here are the winners. By default of the captain, I will choose today. I saw a lot of ground that was not covered, but there were a number of good ones. and the winners are...
Honorable band mention to Gerhardquffaw: Peter, Paul and Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
Yes, another bronze (is it fitting after the weekend?) lizardladyfla: Yes you do have a nice view in your back yard.Nice playground too.
Silver to sonnydown: What happens if you eat WHILE you swim?!?
Gold to billstap: Photo brought to you by the Make-A-Wish Foundation

IT WAS WARM ENOUGH THIS WEEKEND TO GET IN THE POOL.
SO HAD A FEW FRIENDS OVER TO PLAY AROUND FOR A WHILE.
CAP AWAY FOLKS...
HOPE TO HEAR FROM JASON SOON ABOUT THE WINNERS.
THIS IS WEIRD, I POSTED THESE LAST NIGHT AND NOW THEY ARE GONE... ANYWAY, AGAIN JASON2K1 SEZ
Yo Dave,
Thanks for continued awesomeness. Here are the best of the best:
Bronze:
Lizardladyfla:
Now maybe I'll get some help doing the dishes !
If this is how you do the dishes, I'll catch the next flight to Florida.
Silver; drwho
I'll do the dishes tonight.
Oh, how I wish I thought of this first.
Gold: captainshenanigans
Please excuse me, I'm gonna go put a load in the dishwasher.
So well crafted. Someone promote this captain!\]
HOWEVER THE CAPTAIN CANT TODAY, HE IS AWAY SO WE WILL ASK DRWHO TO TAKE HIS PLACE...


SATURDAY NIGHTS I RESERVE TO MY SELF. NORMALLY IM HERE AT FOD BUT MY MOOD IS ALWAYS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
TONIGHT IM BUZZED... THIS PIC IS JUST INTERESTING TO ME, AND I WANT TO SEE THE CAPTIONS. USUALLY THESE LITTLE EXPERIMENTS DONT WORK OUT VERY WELL. BUT, LIKE I SAID. ITS SATURDAY NIGHT... THANK YOU IAN FOR SHOWING ME WHAT AN ID10T I AM.... LUV YOU BRO, MEAN IT....
WINNERS: FREE SEZ THEY ARE ON THE WAY.... AND HE SEZ...
HOWDY Y'ALL! HERE ARE YOUR APRIL 04 CONTEST WINNERS!
FIRST PLACE: "Are you one of the 3% of men whose dick is wider than it is long? Have we got a girl for you!" -by jason2k1
SECOND: "It's "turn that frown upside down," not inside out!" -by Bubbalicious
THIRD: "Now this is how you rinse bitch." -by Mostlyunscripted
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"OK girls, calm down, I'll take 2 boxes of the Thin Mints."
"I thought this was supposed to be a golden shower....but this is just a regular shower like I have at home."
"Thanks for helping me get the taste of Dave out of my mouth."

HEY, THERES A LOT OF SKIN HERE. PLACES I DONT USUALLY TAKE YOU... NOW DO AS YOUR TOLD AND CAPTION THE HELL OUTA THIS. OR I PUT YOU IN THERE WITH THEM... HAH
WINNERS: WHEN I GET EM FROM BUTTERS...AND NOW I HAVE EM...
Gold:
MALLSICK "This is a pound of the finest cheeba. But if it is just a half-pound you're after, I'm going to have to take her legs off."
You probably have to be stoned to get this but it cracked me up.
Silver:
CHRISTOPHER7MURPHY "Watch me blow smoke rings;)"
It was hard to get the picture of that out of my head for awhile.
Bronze:
JOELTHREE: "What girl?"
We know where HIS priorities are.
Thanks for letting me judge, stoners! B.

I WAS SITTING HERE LOADING UP MY PIPE AND THIS PICTURE POPPED UP... KISMET, CAME TO MIND. WHAT COMES TO YOURS?
WINNERS: LIZZY SAID SHE WOULD HAVE THEM IN THE MORNING... AND SHE SEZ.
GOLD:buttermilk-Dave usually puts them on a stringer.
That one was simply put and I pictured Daves fish flopping around.
SILVER:jason2k1- I can't decide if I'd rather be at the top of the stairs or just enjoy the view from the bottom.
It is a nice view either way,is'nt it ?
BRONZE:mostlyunscri... Yes they do come with the house, If you sign right now.
I bet people were anxious to bid on that house all day
HONORABLE MENTION:JoeLeeThree -Come back Flav! Come back!
I watched that goofy show a few times,and I still don't get the desperation.






