KNOW WHAT YOUR HUNTING. YOU NEED TO KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT YOUR PREY AS YOU CAN TO BE SUCCESSFUL . AND ABOVE ALL... SHOW NO FEAR. CAPTIONEERS, ON YOUR MARK, ETC
WINNERS WHEN I GET EM...SORRY I DIDNT POST WINNERS MY BAD, BUT I DID NOTIFY WINNERS AND THEY WERE..
I am not sure how this works...If I send you the winners, or? I am also not sure how to format the winner list, or if I am allowed to choose so many.....But I tried my best! Thank you for allowing me to judge this contest...I had a great time doing so!.....Now the list....
Okay...It is hard to choose the winners because there were so many great entries....But, here is what I came up with...
Gold(s) (I call this one a tie for first): drwho "Uh, that's not ear wax." and Gerhardguffaw "...and then she lifted her leg and farted. It smelled like doh...nuts."
They were both so hillarious, I had to go with a two way tie for first, HAHAHA
Silver: ItsAllAboutMe "oh, I pray there is not a tongue in that mouth"
My darn mind giving me all these visuals,...I guess I am just a pervert at heart =D
Bronze: phunniebone "Now that tattoo on my weiner of a cream filled long john makes sense"
This one was so bizzare, I just couldn't help but laugh!
Honorable mentions:
stro32 "Sadly, I'd watch her eat a donut..."
Dorin "A new way to portray any man as gay." Thompr "Does wanting to get a blow job from Homer make me gay?"
sonnydown "I guess I'm a Homersexual." lizardladyfla "Homer Simpson never stops flapping his lips when he goes to the Drunken Clam."
Thank you for allowing me to judge this contest! I had a great time! =D
DOH... I JUST LOVE HOMER AND ALL THE THINGS HE GETS INTO... HOW BOUT YOU?
WINNERS: I HAVE BEEN TOLD IN THE MORNING.
SORRY , MY FAULT FOR THIS BEING LATE...
LIZZY SEZ...
THIS WAS A HARD ONE TO CAP,BUT YOU GUYS ALWAYS FIND THINGS TO SAY....
GOLD:Americandodo That ain't how you make a sandwich...your supposed to add me in the middle =D
DON'T YOU WISH,MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH,HAHA
SILVER:
stro32 Can't... think... of... anything... just... want... to... captionbate...
THE VISUAL ON THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR ME,FUNNY CAP !
BRONZE:chadder i think they're lip-reading...
BODY LANGUAGE SAYS IT ALL,WHAT WERE THEY SAYING ?
HONORABLE MENTION:JoeLeeThree The inspiration for velcro.
THEY WERE STICKING TOGETHER RATHER WELL.
ALL WERE FUNNY,IT WAS A TOUGH ONE TO JUDGE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZY DARLIN... IF ANY MUTUAL FRIENDS,
OR ANY ONE WHO WOULD JUST LIKE TO MEET THIS WONDERFULL PERSON WANTS TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO DONNA... HERE IS THE LINK TO HER PROFILE...
http://www.funnyordie.com/lizardladyfla
WITH ALL THE NEW FOUND MORALS HERE AT FOD FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS, I THOUGHT ID THROW OUT A LIL SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.... IF I DONT GET A BUNCH OFF OF THIS ONE IM GOING TO START POSTING RONALD AND DOGS IN COSTUME...
BUTTERS PROMISED ME WINNERS LATER... WILL POST WHEN I GET THEM....and I GOT EM
Gold and the inaugural Sir. P. award goes to
LIZARDLADY: "Peeping Tom&Harry. I'm sure there is a Dick there too. He'll come out in a minute." Brilliant use of double entendre.
Silver to
JOEDIRT88: "Oh my goodness, you guys, do you see that? ...yellow wallpaper. Let's go put our mesh shirts back on." Trip down memory lane. Image is hilarious.
Bronze to
AMERICANDODO: "Dude...our sister is hot." Just the type of thing boys that age might say. The fact that it says 'our' sister makes it even funnier.
Honorary Mentions to
DOUBLE "Then he turned & saw us. Why did she have to be a man?"
SONNYDOWN: "I just love the afternoon soaps."
Happy Easter to all.
EVEN GOOD BOYS SOMETIMES DO BAD THINGS. DEPENDS ON WHICH BRAIN IS ENGAGED.... INNOCENCE LOST IS THE MALE
EQUIVALENCE.
From Gerhardguffaw.....and the winners are:
Honorable mention:
sonnydown: The Tit Offensive!
(Remember, the breast offense is a good defense,or is that the other way around. Maybe I should look at that picture some more)
westsideslant: I've got a "Helmet Law" of my own in mind...
(I'm thinking of a couple of laws I'd like to break)
3rd Place:
lizardladyfla: They're Bosom Buddies
(With buddies like that, who needs enemies)
2nd Place:
JoeLeeThree: Then my alarm went off.
(I think my alarm got bigger)
1st Place:
buttermilk: Leaving the barn, I realized I'd been robbed.
(Maybe it's just me, But I laughed out loud when I read this)
I MISS MY HARLEY SOOOOOO MUCH, HERE ARE JUST A FEW REASONS WHY. MAYBE ITS TIME TO GET ANOTHER...
CAP AWAY FOLKS....
BILLSTAP SEZ, THE WINNERS ARE....
This one was tough.....but here goes----
Short and sweet
3rd: Trident- Katie Holmes gets to wear heels when Tommy's not around
2nd: Jason2k1- When does bulimia have an ad campaign?
1st Gerhardguffaw- So you can have your cake and Edith too
