Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

I'm glad she's not wearing the coconut bra

Gag!!!!! I just smelled my fingers!

Hawaii 5-O O lbs

Cow-abunga.

Hawaiin lesbians like to surf and eat turf

Wrong kind of grass.

And nowhere near enough!

Is that the Snapple Lady

Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

I remember when Kathleen Turner was hot. (kinda hot)

I like big guts and i can not lie
you other fatties cant deny

They call her Sue... Sue Nahmmy.

"Did you give Don Ho a blowjob for that shirt?"

"No; I ate his SOOOOUUULLLL!!!!"

Peal me a mother fucking grape, bitches

Lu'Ouch

Im just glad you cant see that Moose Knuckle

Think she surfs?

Get the butter and the crowbar! Mary wants to get up from her chair

Wow! I never knew Hawaii could be so attractive!

At this cult, they drink the bacon fat

Donna Ho

Those flowered necklaces are the only way this lady is getting lei'd.

Goddess of the Double Cheeseburger.

Thats what a Hawaiin pussie shave looks like,and after I wrote a blog about it.

Moments later Helga was sacrificed to their fire god

Bonnie's a thatched goof.