Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

The Beach Boys groupies aren't what they used to be

Stark Raving Inc. holds it’s annual Luau every year, electing a king of the Luau, and then ‘fake’ throwing them into a volcano. This year they’ll just fire her instead.

I think this is what the locals call "The Great Crack".

FOX News is gonna love this picture of Obama's half sister taking advantage of his power,fame, and the whole messiah thing

Roseanne's intervention was an emotional time for all concerned

Not even NASA would not have beer goggles powerful enough to make that look good

The Jacob's family had Aunt Bethany taxidermied per her Last Will and Testament’s explicit instructions.

More Twinkies and Hagan Daz I command thee!

She's going to need more grass if she wants to cover that poo-poo platter..

...because I look better with hair extensions!

This is what happens when you take the rules of the drinking game "Asshole" and apply them to the real world.

Yes, mom...we all know you are the angry goddess, Twatzilla. Just relax. Daddy is bringing you your happy pills and a bottle of Mad Dog righ now. Pretty soon you will be sleeping in a puddle of your own piss all nice and cozy. Good night, mom...love you.

huge

Show me that smile again, show me that smile!
Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.
We're nowhere near the end, nowhere near,
The best is ready to begin.
OOOOOOOoooooooo!

Hawaiian Clothes: putting too much ASS in grASS skirts for centuries.

Size Nein!

In the face of Armageddon, Esther realized her full potential and forcibly seized control of Des Moines.

I told you ONE cup of Angel hair pasta and it's CHINESE food night dummy!

"Isn't there supposed to be an apple in her mouth?"

Once again, Princess Leia finds herself at the mercy of Jabba the Hutt...

The toe-jam didn't go so well with the Hawaiian crackers.

Fat loud white girl A what a catch for a good black man

Advertisement for abstinence in Hawaii(stop the spread of Aids)

Praying to the disability check god.

Next year. Mardi Gras