Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

I give it 3 days before she is on wife swap.

Alright fellas, who wants to sink their battleship in Pearl's harbor

The final and tragic days of Chairy.

I know where a hula skirt goes! I just can't get it past my neck....

kneel before FOD!

Before you speak, you must bow before Thunderthighs, Goddess of Crisco

Jo Tubbs Versus the Volcano

Well, no, actually she isn't a virgin, but we still have every intention of sacrificing her to the volcano ...

All kidding aside, I AM happy for Chastity Bono..

The Exorcism of Emily Rosie O'Donnell (shit)

Diadieties

Aloha Oink.

Bow down to Dawn Ho!

What happens in Knoxville, stays in Knoxville

Will someone please tell Obama's assistant that the fat lady on the chair is not the King of Saudi Arabia!

At least Steve Phillips' intern lover has a fun Mom!

Now we know why Gene Simmons wears so much makeup

FRIENDSHIP:
Because If You Give Him Enough Drinks, He Might Sleep With You

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

SERENITY:
Something You Won't Find With 40 Mai-Tai's And A Lei

Bring me Solo and the Wookie, they will suffer for this outrage

Okay who brought the flour?

We are officially out of shirts, winner of this contest gets 1 hour with Alice. From behind, she looks like 100lbs of ground chuck stuffed in a 50lb bag. Enjoy, thanks for all your support.

FOD Team

I bet that thing looks like a possum

beer..check
opihi...check
haupi...check
pig...not done yet.