Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

What is my future, great one?
You will find happiness with education, and luck... Just kidding.

Quick, bow to here more before she starts Die Bombing again...

On the next 'Fear Factor'- Contestants eat moistened straw.

That's the lamest "Hang-Loose" gesture I've ever seen.

She always does this when she makes a pupu platter.

MooMaw is just like a volcano, except when she erupts it smells like cat food in the house for several hours.

Jabba the Thatched-Hut.

All Hail Queen of Middle America!

No when i said worship me I meant with tongue like this!

And your little dog too!

GOP picks next candidate (super-conservative)

Dick chenney shown to be cult leader, film at 11

Has Ms. Amin had three or four hula dancers now?

hail kirsty ally

fart in a cup, who the hell gets fart in a cup for a bachellorette party, isn't bringing your uber-butch girl friend as the stripper bad enough, noooo, fart in a cup, i hate you!

The cup is Empty.....KALIMAAAA!

Oh please queen hefty in addition to the sippy cup of souls I offer up this chubby ill-dressed boy as a sacrafitial offering please bless my village with a plentiful harvest season

Jon & Kate Plus Eight - Season 34 - Reality at its finest
We get a rare look at the children all grown up! Maddie still misses the family beach vacations while Joel is obsessed with dragon t-shirts. Cara is recently Islam and we caught her in the middle of prayer!

She thinks the grass skirt is a necklace...enough said :P

Oh Christy Ally... NOT AGAIN!!!!

Drugs are bad m'kay....

The only way this woman can ever get LEID.

It's Pat.

The wicked witch of the eat.

bow befor the ass licking king!