Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

Since she was born, she wanted to be Mrs. Potatohead.

Polynausea

"Awe shit! She outta SPAM!"

Jabba the Tiki Hutt

Good news is she ate Jimmy Buffet!

Jabba the Tiki Hut

MAHALOOOOLY SHIT!

Curse you Peter Brady and that damn Tiki!

After her Don Ho impression, Linda's family considered her a god and bowed down to her.

Aloha Oy vey

Bring me Solo and the Wookie!

Oh...my bad...I thought you were Buddha.

Somebody must have turned an exercise video on.

Mooorrrre GRAVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!AAAGGARHBABLLAAAA!!!

Charades was a cake walk when she pulled the "Retarded Manatee" card

Movie Combo Remake: Two Girls and a Cup Going Coconuts

There is absoulutly nothing funny about this!

It is customary on Thanksgiving to get cousin Pualani drunk on Kalhua and rub her tummy for luck.

This year's Hawaiian Die Bomber convention had to be held in Pocatello again, because Greyhound doesn't go to Honolulu.

Mooka-laaka-hee-kee, come on you wanna lay me.

I'm 1/16 Hawiian and I want an apology!

Dude, Girls dont like it when you dont shave down there.

Scene from the movie combination remake: "Joe Throws Momma Into the Volcano"

Yea, that's great. But it's been five minutes since we slapped the kids.

that's just nasty---------------