Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

i didn't know whales had manes

Wow... Chewbacca really let himself go.

Amazing! She apparently got "laid" at least 3 times that night!

Allow me to translate for you her highness' message. "BLEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

As our sacrifice we offer you 50 moon pies and 2 gallons of diet cola, oh great one.

Princess Leia never told anyone she had a strange love child with Jabba the Hutt during her brief time chained up to him..

The devil picked a good one....even a priest won't touch that

She is no longer a human being, she is live stock

Imagine the stinky cheese odor with those three fatties in such a small room

It ain't all nibbling on spongecake watchin' tourists bake
in the real margaritaville. This is how you get a zoning
variance from the mayor.

"Oh my gaawwwdddd everyone. Look at what this douche bag is
wearing...a red dragon shirt. You couldn't look any
more dumber. Get some self respect."

Cousin Unfit

We're not worthy.

I am switching over to CollegeHumor.com after this

I bet it says Goodyear across the back of her pants.

"sumo" pig fuck

Honomuumuu

Lesbian.

Cousin It took a Hawaiian vacation... and got a haircut.

No, oh grand poohbah, that grass skirt does NOT make you look fat!

It just gooes to show you that too many kooks spoil the brothel.

It puts carbs in its mouth or it gets the hose.

That's wat you get with a mail order bride

Since she was born, she wanted to be Mrs. Potatohead.