Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

She deserves a Funny or Die t-shirt and cap...quit being so cheap, FOD..

Rosie O'donnell's divorce party..

Maybe the Scarecrow should have asked for a gastric band instead

All bow down to the Die-Bomber Supreme Ruler--appease it with many sacrifices for it has exploded on FOD today! Maybe enough chocolate will make the asshole retreat into it's brown cave for another season...

what really goes on at weight watcher meetings

Jon & Kate Plus Eighty Pounds

...the pig was late for the luau.

The Blobfather

THIS is the ONLY WAY she'll EVER get laid!

Getting hyped up in the green room before going on "Jerry Springer".

No role was too degrading for Meg Ryan.

Roseanne fans at a meet and greet. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

Chastity Bono declares herself to be the alpha male in the relationship.

It looks like THIS is the ONLY exorcise this bitch gets!

Suzy calls safe!! ... After the gerbil made it before Mamaw could close her sphincter.

The crowning ceramony of Hawaiian princess No-manis-gonna-wanna-lay-ya

Lord of the Ring Dings

you mean the feminist thing isn't over yet?

the skirt didn't fit. so we made it a necklace.

Type of bitch that pukes through her cunt

her neck is the closest thing she has to a waist

goddess of ugly

bow to me or i'll eat you

salami salami bologna

i didn't know whales had manes