Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

You may be a redneck if you have a Hawaiian shirt made out of corn silk.

"I'm ready for the all you can eat Jimmy Buffet!"

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your body hair!

"I won the FOD Caption Contest !!!"

Carmen Miranda's lesser known sister Carlota.

the skirt only fits around my neck

The Yeti gets a wax...

What happens when the WoW server crashes.

Total Recall 2: Quaid goes to Hawaii

But my "queen" you already ate the feast.

The party doesn't start until this queen starts dancing and shaking her bootie all over her kingdom of servants and peasants ..

Betty proves to all that she's a natural blonde

Man. Linda Blair has sure let herself go.

Please, does anybody have a match??

She may be thrilled she escaped that island full of cannibals but I'm not..

Queen Cmoniwannalaya shows off her rugburned tongue

all hale the god of embarrassing family parties.

Maybe Wayne and Garth aren't worthy but this lady on her knees should be..

Give me another Tahitian Treat................NOW

OMG she Ate Cousin IT from the Adam's Family!

When she was swimming in the South Pacific she had 13 near misses wth harpoon spears..

A big pork butt in her mouth from the barbecue pit in back would be perfect..

For her b-day, I'd give her a 1 way ticket back..

She wants Tiki Barber but I hope Tiki doesn't want her..

Samoan girls hated to see her leave because she made them feel so hot, beautiful and skinny..