Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

It could have been more appropriate had she worn a Moo Moo!

Who would have guessed she was a real blonde?

Looks like my mother in law...oh shit! Does that mean that's what my wife gonna look like...oh god! KILL ME NOW!

Wow! Gene Simmons really let himself go...

Fat, drunk, and poi is no way to go through life.

That's gotta be the ugliest head to have ever emerged from a Hawaiian neck-gina.

I want your tongue like this when you approach me.

Pele not happy--watch out she'sa gonna blow!

If mom can't go to Hawaii then Hawaii will come to you.

All bow down to she who is fattest in this room.

I don't know, she looks Moolynesian to me

'And do you think there was a single god dam pizza when I got there?'

Moana Loa Oa Noa!

Wow Gene Simmons has let himself go!

How the hell did she get leid

This is a very randon picture.

It took 40 years, but she finally got lei'd.

The goddess of nothing funny and everything repulsive.

Thats the most fucked up key party I've ever seen.

What Gene Simmons looks like without make-up & a tight black suit

Tiny bubbles (tiny bubbles)
In the wine (in the wine)

I used to like Hawaiian Sweet Rolls.

"I can't believe Jon Gosselin actually came to your 'Easy Lei' party!"

"oh, thank you Great Poui giver for letting us scrape the life sustaning poui from your blessed rolls & majestic stinky sour ocean"

Where are my pu pu platters ?