CAUTION: THIS VEHICLE MAKES FREQUENT FLOPS

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The Man Who Mistook His Head for a Car

This is L.A. You see a car made of a giant celebrity head every couple of feet. Don't act so touristy.

Take the exit because we got a broken Axle F.

Arsenio Haul.

Bill Cosby's "Trojan Horse".

the 40 foot transvestite foot statue is in the trailer behind

Almost as disturbing as "Meet Dave."

Man if I had those nostrils full of quarters I could retire.

That's the biggest damn Bobblehead I ever saw !

Eddie Murphy's ego visited Green spring ave today on it's way to remind Mr Murphy how amazing he is, and try desperately to forget "Party all the time"

He should have quit while he was ahead.

Get off at Green Springs Avenue...right here...Green Springs...you missed it..oh wait, it's in a half mile!

I've wasted many hours of my life watching his shitty movies, and I'm not wasting anymore on this caption. Good luck, everybody. See you tomorrow.

If that sonofabitch produces one more flop, I want his head on a platter!

The Obama Administration unveiled the newly redesigned Space Shuttle today.

In a desperate attempt to compete with Will Smith for movie roles, Eddie Murphy delivered his severed head to studio executives.

Massive traffic delay expected on the 405 this morning due an organizational mishap in the 1 float "Eddie Murphy Appreciation DAy" parade.

Just when you thought his ego could not get any bigger

I'm Eddie Dammit!!!

I see Barack has already begun making changes to Mount Rushmore

could make this car into a elderly white jewish male, for a fondness for a velvet interior decorating

You are a hazard to yourself and everyone else on this road; that shit ain't funny mother-fucko!

Spoiler Alert: the ending to the new planet of the apes movie is kind of a drag.

As seen from the Joe Piscopo Wagon