Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.

Battle of the pecker-heads.

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Nothing turns on a turkey like a lame duck.

Feeling the gentle caress of the appreciative turkey, George couldn't help but reminisce about the time he and his fraternity brothers traveled to 42nd street to get his first BJ from a cracked-out tranny hooker.

Has anyone said a Clinton joke yet
Nevermind.

This picture could turn into a fowl joke.

Well... Cockadoodledoo!

Look out Bill Clinton! It's another sex scandal in the White House!

Turkey invades.

The President thought his Bill Clinton joke would go over great!

"Tastes like chicken"

Yet another "turkey" looking for an government bailout.

Turkey gate 2008

hey pecker head

When the turkey saw Bush deflating rapidly he quickly sprung into action, thereby securing his pardon.

So who's been nicer to your family..the Washington Redskins or the New England Patriots?

Count your blessings, young turkey, your dry, massive, man made breasts have saved you again.

As I always thought ,Turkey Sucks!

Let's see that bush

Benjamin Franklin wanted to make the wild turkey, not the Bald Eagle, the national bird of the United States! This bad boy's comin' to claim his rightful status!

That doesnt look like a gobbler

sadly this turkey wasn't pardoned, it was found to be mentally-disabled, and by Texas law -
it was therefore executed.
Also the bird (next to it) was shot by CIA

I did not have sexual relations with that turkey

This turkey allready knew what he had to do to get pardoned

Gobble, Gobble.