Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.

"Wow, it's so soft and feathery.. oh my god.. it's got it's head in his crotch ... if I don't move my hand.. technically I'm touching the most important dick in America. I love this job."

Unlike this birds my giblets are staying put

"You think this is funny? Cameras, a coupla goons in suits, giant chickens, this ain't easy."

Give me one good reason why shouldn't i call in Sarah Palin?.....Because, i beg your pardon,
it's Thanksgiving, dude.

Folks, you have to pardon the bird, it's not what it seems.

Pardon me for crashing in,Mr. President!.....Heh,heh,very funny,you cheeky little bird.

Where are you going,my fair lady?....Looking for safe haven from Sarah Palin,dear president mine.

Say, you are pretty fresh for someone i never met!

Help! Save me from Sarah Palin!

Will the real turkey please stand up?

Whats the difference between a turkey and President Bush...One has a brain the size of a walnut and can go and get stuffed AND the other one is a bird.

Hehe, ok, turkey, let stop beating around the Bush"

a bird in the crotch is worth two in the bush

Maybe Bin Laden is hiding in here?

"THERE'S NO WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION HERE GUYS..."

Sorry guys... No Weapon of Mass Destruction Here!!

Only too late did the president remember that turkeys load their gizzards with rocks to grind up their food...

Pardon me, err, uh, you, eh eh eh eh eh eh.

Headda Gobbler

That's a mean pecker you've got there.

The poultry industry resorted to dirty tactics in order to get their government bailout

GOT SUOME EYE CANDY FOR YOU BUD.... CLICK BELOW

George shows his boys his new perk of being in office: the Presidential Ball-Scratcher.

"Whoa, ok George! i'll try and remember to never ask to compare sizes again!"