Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.

A nip here and a tuck there and voila! it will be as good as new.

gobble gobble

Well, will you still respect me when it's over by tomorrow morning?

I have A.D.D.,it's not a problem...Oh look,a turkey !!

I promise, it'll get bigger in Texas!

George's buddies told him he had to do this in order to serve a 3rd term.

Geor.....ge! How many times must i tell you not to play with your dinner? You know quite well how very,very upset it makes your father............Yes mommy dearest.(A dubious scene from 'Seinfeld' ?)

A geezer in Bush is worth two out of his hand.

There are many ways to please a president but this is certainly not it.

No, i don't blame you. With a head like yours, i'll hide it too.

Naughty,naughty,naughty! Does your mom know what you are doing for a living?

No,no,no! That's not how you start the 'Wild Turkey' trot.

Of all the wild geezers out there, i have to pick one that searches and destroys.

Ask not what you turkey can do to me, but ask what i can do to you turkey.

Knob Gobbler

No, i'm not from Pizza Hut, i'm from Domino. I deliver in thirty minutes.

Knock,knock! Who's there? Wild Bill Turkey. Wild Bill Whooooo? I'll Hillcock you.

Are you looking for Obama, Osama or whatever? Boy, are you looking at the wrong place.

I like a little nip of "Wild Turkey",now and then

It's not what you can do for your turkey,it's what your turkey can do for you

honey suckle or butterball ?

That's the same way Scooter Libby tried to get pardoned.

Oops! my bad! thanks for holding my pants.....My pleasure,commandant.

they say you're done,when your button pops out

"Yeah? Well it reminds me of boy scouts"