Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.

y'all notice that the puke smelling "fod cap guy" moved all my caps to the 3rd and 4th pages so they wouldnt get any press. truce off cheatin bastard

"Ow! Hey turkey, go easy with the beak...yeah...that's it...right there..."

This years White House Thanksgiving Talent contest had something for everyone.

"Alright, I'm not letting go until the words 'you're pardoned' cross your lips."

"Oh...hey Laura...um...before you go nucular, this ain't what it looks like."

At least Bill's trist wasn't considered beastiality.

Fearing for his life, Gobbles hid in the one place he knew no human would ever look.

In one of the most ironic turn of events, the President pardons the first openly gay turkey.

No weapons of mass destruction there, gobble-gobble. burp.

Ever wonder what it takes to get a presidential pardon?

A great rendition of what congress was doing during Bush's first term.

Laura I know you've got a turkey neck but this is ridiculous!

Yeah laura, get that grain.

Bush trains incoming Dem Senators on "Things you can put under your desk instead of interns".

Get Conndie, tell her it begains... and bring me a taco.

Wang: "How we get more friends for Jimbobalouie?
Wing: "Maybe we buy big turkey like Goerge Bush has and give to FODnatics!They want get, what George Bush gets.
Wang: You good thinker, Wing, we become big-time gobble-lobbyists.

The ol' Texas gobble gobble on the White House lawn

I guess a little waddle from a turkey is better than a blow job from a mistress ?

Oh...so that's what I have to do to get a pardon?

Nice peck-er !!

I love you as i never love before, when first i meet you on the Whitehouse lawn.......I love you as i loved you when you were sweeeeeet ....(Turkey song :))

I've never been goosed before

Turkey gets full presidental pardon from Thanksgiving Dinner

Now that's talkin' Turkey

Is it as good to you as it is to me?