Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.

Holy shit you guys! His pockets are as deep as he is stupid. Probably going to pardon me with a 14.5 billion dollar bail out.

Quick action by the Secret Serivce saved the president's giblets.

George's decision not to kill the turkey this year resulted in the word "Thanksgiving" taking on a whole new meaning!

Talk about being thankful for something

Alright your pardoned already!!

The President insists that this was a bilateral action of the willing.

At least Bill Clinton had his interns.

Takes on to know one, COCK!

Isn't that Condelica Rice's job?

... and everyone thinks the breasts and thighs are the best parts..heh, heh, heh.

They called her Monica

I told Laura I wouldn't 'choke the chicken' again in public, so technically I'm keeping my promise.

Aide: Mr. President, Senator Robert Byrd is waiting for you in the Oval Office.

Bush: What? Well then who the hell is this?

September 2, 1968, Skull and Bones initiation rite #14.

Turkeys have no teeth ,but their beaks sure are sharp

Good thing Deep throating for a turkey is only three inches.

bill clinton scandal all over again....

Pardon me.

This turkey allready knew what he had to do to get pardoned

Wang: That pretty funny,Wing. Early bird catch worm.
That worm in George Bush pants. Ha! Ha! Ha! jimbobalouie! That funny!
Wing: Wait, Wang, don't understand this. What is this 'early bird'? I thought that turkey!

Proof positive that the early bird catches the worm!