Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.

wait! which birds neck do i choke?

little peckerhead

What is that? Gobblers dont point up like that..

check out the giant turkey in this pic. ...and there's a huge bird in it too

Sadly, the president soon learned that he misunderstood the meaning of a relief plan...

"Somebody get this turkey a bailout plan!"

I did what I had to do to survive in the joint

HEY FOWL SMELLING "FOD CAP GUY" HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT EVERY DIE VOTE ON HERE SHOWS HOW MUCH THE PEOPLE IN HERE HATE YOUR CANCER RIDDEN GUTS...
THINK THAT NO ONE CAN GET TO YOU STAIN... YOU HAVE FINALLY BROKEN A LAW... I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

Good grief Senator Smith...that turkey is pecking the President's brain!

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Little did we know the Turkey Terrorist had the president right where he wanted him

just don't cum in my mouth mr. president, because i'm a turkey, not a swallow.

hey! that's not how you stuff a turkey!

heh-heh. this is ironical because normally i eat the turkey.

a bush in a bird.

this just in. a turkey that gives blowobs sold today at southebies auction for $50,000.

hey mr. turkey how abouts a 68. ya know, you do me and i owe you one. ;-)

spit or gobble?

He probably just smells my Turkey!.

It was a teleportation experement gone horrificly wrong!Here comes BRUNDLE-BUSH!

This is just warming me up for the Christmas Goose.

Giving the turkey a little stuffing.

NOW who has the drumstick?

Gotta feed the bird, if you know what I'm saying. *wink* *wink*

After being pardoned, the Turkey was ultimately killed anyway under the ambiguous Patriot Act. The Turkey's offense? It apparently had gained some knowledge that was classified to be a threat to National Security.