pheononymous

[NEWSFLASH: THIS JUST IN.... Supergirl has been seen flying through the city inextricably stealing people's hats... or burning them off... more »

[NEWSFLASH: THIS JUST IN.... Supergirl has been seen flying through the city inextricably stealing people's hats... or burning them off their heads with her fiery eyes... when questioned about this... SuperGirl responded that she did not have time to answer... but was fighting off the recent crime wave in GOTHEM. Must we all give up our hats to GOTHEM's newest flying angel? Perhaps... but this news reporter thinks we should at least know why....]

..the batman remains elusive... clues are welcome... as all our men (women) in blue are busy trying to catch hippie nurse, scarecrow,... more »

..the batman remains elusive... clues are welcome... as all our men (women) in blue are busy trying to catch hippie nurse, scarecrow, and two-face... the batman is the least of my concerns right now... if anyone knows of the elusive vigilante's whereabouts... please let him know... if he visits CITY HALL soon, he will be given immunity from prosecution (for past deeds)... we need all the help we can get right now to protect GOTHAM's CITIZENS! ...I've been looking for a replacement light bulb for the "bat-light...." Hopefully he has not lost himself in all this chaos.... -The DA

I do like your knives…and your narcistic effect on Twonicus…

But Batman, like myself, has cute little pointy ears, so... more »

I do like your knives…and your narcistic effect on Twonicus…

But Batman, like myself, has cute little pointy ears, so obviously our bond will never be broken – NEVER!