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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy... more »

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. « less

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NATALIE PORTMAN & RASHIDA JONES Speak Out

NATALIE PORTMAN & RASHIDA JONES Speak Out from Natalie Portman, Rashida Jones, Funny Or Die, and Shauna O'Toole

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NATALIE PORTMAN & RASHIDA JONES Speak Out from Natalie Portman, Rashida Jones, Funny Or Die, Shauna O'Toole Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones present a solution to the global economic crisis.

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american psycho, great movie

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hey there:)
I was just wondering do you know Natalie personally?

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hahah Good Writing and Delivery!

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I'm sorry but what in the FUCK is Brody Jenner and those other fuckers (you... more »

I'm sorry but what in the FUCK is Brody Jenner and those other fuckers (you know who you are) doing in this video? I'm sorry, but this did not FUCKING WOW ME! Thats why you're FUCKING OUT, I'M FUCKING IN!

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Damm girl...now you have chickens...what do you have over there a zoo?

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Damm girl...now you have chickens...what do you have over there a zoo?

You should give me a call during the Holidays. It's been a while since we hung out.

I'm no longer that fat fuck you used to see at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts stuffing my face. I'm all grown now.

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awww my girl Natalie what can I say? First the pups now the kits.... You my... more »

awww my girl Natalie what can I say? First the pups now the kits.... You my friend, are aging beautifully. Time is nice to you my friend. We should hang out sometime again...its been too long.

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i'm all about the pups nat!

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