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Onscreen_Chemistry
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HAPPY PILLS

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(posted about 3 months ago)

 
channel59
channel59

Hey, I just subscribed to your page, can you check out my series CSI : KRISPY KREME, with guest stars like EVA LONGORIA and JOE PESCI, cops, donuts and guns. IF you like it, maybe you could, say, subscribe back ?

(posted about 4 months ago)

 
joebaur42
joebaur42

she’s going to “smile” herself to sleep… guess we need to work on our annunciation… thanks for watching, though!

cheers, joe b

(posted about 7 months ago)

 
rowdyrich
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Howdy, I’m Rowdy Rich. I’ve just joined this site a couple of days ago, but I like it so much I’ve decided to run for mayor of funny or die. Please vote for me & I thank you for your support.

(posted about 8 months ago)

 
DaveMcBrayer
DaveMcBrayer

A 28-year-old woman was asleep in her apartment on Hollywood Court. Suddenly, she felt someone tapping her arm. She woke up and saw a strange man at the foot of her bed. Startled, she jumped out of bed. The strange man said the woman left her back door open, and that’s how he got into the apartment. The woman walked the man to the back door. After he left th... more >

A 28-year-old woman was asleep in her apartment on Hollywood Court. Suddenly, she felt someone tapping her arm. She woke up and saw a strange man at the foot of her bed. Startled, she jumped out of bed. The strange man said the woman left her back door open, and that’s how he got into the apartment. The woman walked the man to the back door. After he left the apartment, he started running. The woman wanted to call 911 but she couldn’t find her cell phone.

So the woman walked to the corner store, to use the phone and call 911. At the corner store, she saw the same strange man. He was buying some items. The woman thanked the strange man for telling her that her back door was open. Then, she asked the store clerk if she could use the phone. The man started to leave, but then the woman heard her cell phone ringing – inside the man’s pocket. The woman asked him to return her cell phone. The man gave her the phone and told the woman she had learned two lessons today. Then, he took off.

The strange man is described as being 5”11 to 6”4 tall in his late 30s to early 40’s and wearing a blue suit,pasty white skin, a buddha belly, and a rather large afro. the clerk said he goes by the name “Will”

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(posted about 10 months ago)

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