Video Striking out with girls
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We all do it. Some of us more than others. cough
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Article Every Guy Wants to Be Arnold in Predator
Added Every Guy Wants to Be Arnold in Predator
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Dutch Schaefer is the most physically dominant presence that's existed in a movie and a role model to all who want to succeed at being a man.
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Picture There's no way this guy is funny.
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I haven’t been this angry since that cougar drove by sporting an “I Got This in the Divorce” bumper sticker.
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Article Every Sunday, I Pray for the Death of S...
Added Every Sunday, I Pray for the Death of Sookie Stackhouse
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I don’t care who’s responsible. I don’t care if it’s even plausible. I don’t care how it happens, I just want it to happen.
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Article Reviewing The Help...Without Having Wat...
Added Reviewing The Help...Without Having Watched It
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A movie so predictable I review it without a viewing.
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Rating: 75% Funny
Article Gwyneth Paltrow is the Mozart of Being ...
Added Gwyneth Paltrow is the Mozart of Being a Spoiled C
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Gwyneth Paltrow released a list of things she “can’t live without.” Imagine my surprise when it didn’t contain items like “the love of my children” and “my parents’ showbiz connections that allowed...
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Article It'd Rule to Be Travis Bickle
Added It'd Rule to Be Travis Bickle
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If I were a walking down a dark alley and a few hoods were coming toward me, there's no one I'd rather be.
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Article Rise of the Planet of the Apes Wipes It...
Added Rise of the Planet of the Apes Wipes Its Furry Ass with Citizen Kane
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Did Citizen Kane feature a monkey army? Strike one.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Can George Clooney Die Already?
Added Can George Clooney Die Already?
by papasbasement
George Clooney's perfect life is really starting to bug me.
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Rating: 80% Funny
Article Why Men Wish They Were David Wooderson
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No one has ever crushed ass on screen like Dazed and Confused's David Wooderson.
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Rating: 86% Funny
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Hey dude,I'm sorely missing some of your quality material, any plans on some new articles?
Hilarious
Love the predator article, your writing is only getting better and better... Love some of the similes and analogies used, especially... more »
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That Tanooki suit analogy was the funniest thing I've heard in ages! Kudos!
Hilarious
Hey man, really enjoyed reading your articles! You've got a rather unique comedic voice and that comes across really well. Kudos!
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