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| Pantless Knights has spotted U.F.P's! Unidentified Flying Pillows have been seen owning people who aren't giving full sc... more >Pantless Knights has spotted U.F.P's! Unidentified Flying Pillows have been seen owning people who aren't giving full scoop. Get the full scoop from http://www.zillow.com < less12 views |
| Song on iTunes here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441
Plenty of hila... more >Song on iTunes here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441
Plenty of hilarious and offensive sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a damn good song.
"In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit
Featuring:
Pakwit - http://pakwit.com
Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com
Ned Hosford - http://nedhosford.om
LYRICS:
Come on down girl
Can't wrap my head around how
last night was incredible
so baby come back to me
leave all the options on the table
cuz we got time
we'll drop an anchor off the bed
and drag the free world
to minimum cruising speed
the pace will come naturally
kill the phone
cuz where we're goin we don't need one
and the day just drifts away...
HOOK
come twilight
she gonna grab a dandelion
blow it to the wind and smile
then we spar for a while
til her lip, she bites
oh i focus on
what her body's tellin me to drum
getting lost in the zone
cuz we oh, so pro, at f----- in slow-mo
and the day just drifts away
realize that hydration promotes salivation
bring your camel back in toe
a thirsty girl can wreck the flow
girl, if we rush this
i can guarantee the dream dies
bring a blind fold
and i can be your guide dogg
any hesitation baby
i will make your mind up
all the turtles in the world be blowin past us
[HOOK]
i'd like to thank you babe for stayin
and for the sluggish love we're makin
we cuttin kilos for the weigh in
just by exercisin patience
just by exercisin patience
[HOOK]
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| An office worker wanders through the streets of San Francisco in search of a place to do desk work. In the beginning of... more >An office worker wanders through the streets of San Francisco in search of a place to do desk work. In the beginning of the video, he has just finished setting up his desk in a crowded park when a frisbee player goes flying across his desk, completely owning a laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face. < less21 views |
| http://www.invisibleride.com
"The Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit
Pantless Knights Productions has disc... more >http://www.invisibleride.com
"The Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit
Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon called as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride".
Song available on iTunes!
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=284149906&s=143441
LYRICS:
Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all.
The best thing you've never seen before
It's the Invisible Ride, It's the Invisible Ride (where'd your ride ride off to)
Giddy-up and ghost whip the floor
It's the Invisible Ride, It's the Invisible Ride (where'd your ride ride off to)
Picture me rollin in my 500 candy top
Ghost whippin so hard, make ya panties drop
Cuz my ride - it's invisible baby
Like this hotty ridin' shotty - an invisible lady
My ride's invisible, I gotta keep it clean
I ain't ridin' dirty, I gotta be seen
Make it bling while I sing
in the wash
Make it bling til while I eat the
hell outta this gnosh
Scrub that body girl, go!, scrub that body girl, yeah!
Scrub that body girl, oh!, scrub that body girl, yeah!
Car so clean lookin’ like a museum
Rims spinnin’ so fast that you can’t see ‘em
Wom-en on the glass, straight naughty wet tee-in'
The body of a clean European
I got a sunroof, and a sun floor
and a sun hood, and a sun door
Hey! Check beneath the front seat axel, bro
yo! from my camel toe
Go slow when I ghost whip, like my gramps
No blind spots, switch lanes like a champ
Ladies lined up, switch dames like a tramp
Parlay with a leeamp like a peeamp
And in the PM - high beams Lithium
Shine to show the way for ghost whippin with my friiends
I know - it's hard to see what we in
But you can do it too, just drop a squat and put the key in
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| The somewhat flawed predecessor to Boston Dynamics' infamous Big Dog Robot.
For reference see:
http://youtube.com/watch... more >The somewhat flawed predecessor to Boston Dynamics' infamous Big Dog Robot.
For reference see:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww < less170 views |
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