First things first. Thank you everyone at FoD I heartlessly bother about the video not being up on the contest page for replying and explaining everything to me. I love you. More than I love myself.. and that's saying a lot.. ^_^ like totally!

Now on to the blog post!

Things I've learned from making “Princess Almighty ”

1. You can pass out from talking to fast.

2. Sowing scissors. As small and innocent as they look will cut through flesh like butter.

3. Stabbing your finger is never fun, but stab it right and you get a cool blood sprinkler!

4. Lights and green screens attack their pray by falling on them.

5. My lighting kit can give you a sun tan.

6. When you render out your work on a PC you take a render vacation.

7. It is humanly possible not to sleep for a whole day.. but it's a bitch.

That basically summarizes how it all went. I swear, I'd so make sweet sweet love to whom ever extended the deadline. The first video that was made sucked like space's outers. I'm glad I had another week to redo everything. This was a lot of work. More than the usual Alexis's episode and I'm extremely thankful I had help from my friends. They are all Gods.

Think this video is the first time I'm really comfortable acting. I think I've warmed up enough with the past Alexis's videos and am going to dive into something that's not half awesome but like complete awesome. I just want a mac before I do it. I mean 20 hours for a 3 minutes video? And I'm not talking Transformers effects here! Dudes. Winblows extreme. I hate this PC. I want to kill it, but it's got all my work on it and pictures of Jensen Ackles. So I can't.

Anyways if any of you have helpful suggestions/critiques about Alexis go on n' tell me. I won't cry. I've sown my tear-ducts shut and feel no emotions. I'd also like to know what you'd think about more characters. You know. I can play the part of a muffin if I wanted to. I'm that awesome.

I will now sleep. Lots and lots and lots and work on getting a mac and maybe a HD camcorder.. oh sweet tapeless recording. You shall be mine!

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Greetings fans of Alexis. I am Mr. Hugbees and I am Ms. Sornberg's new P.R.

She greatly appriciates all the fan mail but is very busy working on her new movie which she stars in along side Christopher Walken and Jason Statham. I will now be overseeing and maintaining all of her accounts.

As you know today is Alexis Day! Happy Birthday Alexis!

It is Day of the Alexis. A Holiday to celebrate the grand princess "beautifuler than you" Alexis S. Sornberg. Don't go to work, don't do anything but join the massive parades across America and parts of Japan to celebrate the goddess herself.

Please, please be so kind a generous and buy her a new private jet because her old one is just "So like totally stupid an makes me feel fat". Nobody should feel fat. She also accepts briefcases of unmarked bills, well oiled bodybuilder man slaves and anything pink and or "sparkly". You may use safe "drop off points" if you wish to send her a present. They are located in the California desert as well as back streets of Chicago and New York. A man named Guthrie will be there with his parrot. You must ask the parrot "Where do pretzels go?" before dropping off your gift. If the parrot does not like you, please you MUST leave the premises. You have been warned.

HAPPY ALEXIS DAY!

Regards,

Mr. Hugbees

Other wonderful stuff that we here at AlienMelon have made for your interwebs.

Freakin' AWESOME game that also works on your wii: http://haxxx.alienmelon.com

Tetris for us FPS gamers: http://nosebleed.alienmelon.com/tetrageddon

The first ever Alexis circa 2004: http://nosebleed.alienmelon.com/liketotally

Pure poetic flash awesomeness: http://bluesuburbia.com

The AlienMelon FAQ: http://alienmelon.com/faq-you

And just look at http://alienmelon.com and chat with minibyte. He's got A.I.

Now I'm off to work on the Alexis game. It's going to be soooo coooool oooh meeee gooosh!!

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luv Alexis