NursesWhoKill NursesWhoKill


...for all your terminal needs.

Scoop: An odd-couple pair of nurses who redefine care-giving as they right the wrongs done to their clients with surgical precision. Poop Nancy and Special K have perfected their bedside manner. They go above and beyond the call of duty to cure what ails you. Did your boss give that big promotion to the assistant he's been boffing on his lunch break? Were you humiliated for a slight faux pas by someone who secretly lives at the Y? Nancy and Special K are only too happy to take charge of the situation. It may not be a practice sanctioned by the AMA or NIH, but if the treatment works, it’s best not to question the methods. Nurses Who Kill... will diagnose and treat most any ailment. Insurance not accepted.