What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
A confused Ken thought the phrase was ‘beat OFF a dead horse’.
(posted about 4 hours ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
Dammit! Honey, get the gun….those two are at it again on our lawn.
(posted about 4 hours ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
It’s much more complicated performing the Heimlich Maneuver on a horse.
(posted about 4 hours ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
Horse racing becomes a new event at the Special Olympics.
(posted about 5 hours ago)
Forum: General Discussions
I definitely agree, Ed. Gervais’ character, and the UK show in general, was more realistic, hence the more awkward, cringeworthiness of the situations. Every line, mannerism, and facial gesture that Gervais made was perfect. The US version is a bit broader, and Carell’s boss, while hilarious... more >
I definitely agree, Ed. Gervais’ character, and the UK show in general, was more realistic, hence the more awkward, cringeworthiness of the situations. Every line, mannerism, and facial gesture that Gervais made was perfect. The US version is a bit broader, and Carell’s boss, while hilarious, is certainly not as realistic as his UK counterpart. Half the time he seems mildly retarded. The rest of the characters on the US version are all very funny (esp. Dwight Schrute), but you can tell that they are actors on a sitcom, you know what I mean? There’s not a genuine sense that you are ever watching a documentary, like there is on the UK version.
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Forum: General Discussions
Although I think the US Office is the best show on TV right now, I would go with the UK version, hands down. Ricky Gervais’ “David Brent” is the best, funniest character in TV history, IMO. The British version has a more “documentary” feel to it.
(posted about 6 hours ago)
Hilarious
wow, that caption might be the winner! LOL
(posted about 6 hours ago)
Forum: General Discussions
New Orleans – When God flushes the toilet, he means business.
(posted about 7 hours ago)
Hilarious
Remember when you played that doctor on Curb Your Enthusiasm? You don’t? Hmmm, that’s weird. That seems like something pretty memorable to me.
(posted about 7 hours ago)
I love how, before and after he goes on the air, he puts himself into a vegetative state.
(posted about 7 hours ago)
Like I always say, “Don’t put too much mayonnaise in my egg salad”. It has nothing to do with this video, but I do say it alot.
(posted about 7 hours ago)
Forum: General Discussions
ajcoyote said:was your car on fire?
Enya – Flora …..in light of pissing my neighbor off. So I’m playing it really loud. Old bitch tried to cover my car with a tarp this morning not even joking.
(posted about 7 hours ago)
Genius
cool! I hope there are no rules against repeat winners, since I’m having fun with this. Awesome idea on FOD’s part!
(posted about 8 hours ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
Jerry was hung like a horse…literally, an entire horse.
(posted about 8 hours ago)
Forum: Comedy
I think Artie is taking a little break to clear his head and do some stand up. The show wants him back, and he knows how lucky he is to have that gig. He’ll be back.
wtf am i talking about. he’s been back, right?
(posted about 8 hours ago)
Forum: General Discussions
kanye west
(posted about 8 hours ago)
Awesome pants
wow, the black on black type of this page is tough to read. Unless it’s my eyes….oh, crap, my eyes are broken, aren’t they?
(posted about 8 hours ago)
FOD just took a giant Dump on User-Generated Content
I’m just going by what the FOD team has posted repeatedly on this site. Obviously, I don’t know for 100% certainty, because I can’t predict the future…anymore…since the carrot-peeler incident.
(posted about 8 hours ago)
Awesome pants
It’s a shame that jealous douchebags have to keep voting Die on that Tim/Eric/Zach vodka video. Those 3 guys are geniuses.
(posted about 8 hours ago)
Ha! Classic comment on that horse pic. Ace and Gary were the kings of Saturday TV Funhouse.
(posted about 4 hours ago)