The Shopaholic
The Angry Hemophiliac
Rowdy Roddy Literacy Advocate
The Mustachioed Masseuse
Depends spokesperson June Allyson
Sippy Cup
The Hobosexual
The Spandex Crossing Guard
Colonel Gaywad
The Tampon
The Wounded, Slightly Stunned Ferret
Terry
10. Hiccups
9. Rickets
8. Lockjaw
7. Shingles
6. Lupus
5. Carbuncle
4. Clubfoot
3. Rubella
2. Sty
1. Prolapsed Bladder
Grumpiest Old Men: Rotting In Hell
The Return Of Bagger Vance
Mars Attacks Again!
Ocean's 38
Analyze Thou
More Varsity Blues
Being John Malkovich's Optometrist
Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Predator
Animals sure are neat, aren't they? Sure they are! Here are some fun and interesting names for different groups of animals. Share them with your pals! I like cutting myself.
A "pride" of lions.
A "parliament" of owls.
A "gaggle" of geese.
A "smegma" of snails.
A "hobbit" of deer ticks.
A "kangaroo" of koalas.
A "stingapalooza" of bees.
A "bedazzler" of unicorns.
A "Diet Shasta" of tapeworms.
A "genocide" of kittens.
A "koala" of kangaroos.
A "Geraldo" of assholes.
A "butt-load" of autistic children.
10.I Can't Believe It's Not Stone Temple Pilots!
9.Dead & Bloated & Awesome
8.Why Ask Weiland
7.Rock Synagogue Airmen
6.Sucks Type Thing
5.STPTB
4.Granny O'Heroin's Good-Time Semi-Conscious Angry-Snake Fun Band
3.Stone Temple Hagar
2.Will Rock Out For Food
1.Velvet Revolver
...Album ever: "A Chris Gaines Hanukkah"
...type of cancer to get: Soul cancer. Wait, sorry I spelled it wrong...sole cancer, on your feet...because it would probably be a pain to walk.
...porno movie ever: "Jimmie 'J.J.' Walker's Melancholy Masturbation!"
...idea for a breakfast cereal: "Hom-O's"
...cover of an AC/DC song ever: the guy who works at my Post Office singing/mumbling "Hell's Bells" while he gets me a book of stamps, until he starts weeping.
...thing to say on a date: "Hello, Kathy Griffin".
...thing to put in your eye: a giant, sharp stick dipped in AIDS.
...person to ask for marital advice: Toucan Sam, since he's only a fictional, cartoon bird.
...Grey's Anatomy doctor: McSodomy
...career move ever: Steve Irwin stabbing himself in the heart with a stingray, just "to show that I kick ass so hard".
