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Those Wacky Animals! Part 9.

Animals sure are neat, aren't they? Sure they are! Here are some fun and interesting names for different groups of animals. Share them with your pals! I like cutting myself. A "pride" of lions. A "parliament" of owls. A "gaggle" of geese. A "smegma" of snails. A "hobbit" of deer ticks. A "kangaroo" of koalas. A "stingapalooza" of bees. A "bedazzler" of unicorns. A "Diet Shasta"of tapeworms. A "genocide" of kittens. A "Geraldo" of assholes. A "butt-load" of autistic children.

 

Cool names for a Stone Temple Pilots tribute band.

10.I Can't Believe It's Not Stone Temple Pilots! 9.Dead & Bloated & Awesome 8.Why Ask Weiland 7.Rock Synagogue Airmen 6.Sucks Type Thing 5.STPTB 4.Granny O'Heroin's Good-Time Semi-Conscious Angry-SnakeFun Band 3.Stone Temple Hagar 2.Will Rock Out For Food 1.Velvet Revolver

 

The Worst....

...Album ever: "A Chris Gaines Hanukkah" ...type of cancer to get: Soul cancer. Wait, sorry I spelled it wrong...sole cancer, on your feet...because it would probably be a pain to walk. ...porno movie ever: "Jimmie 'J.J.' Walker's Melancholy Masturbation!" ...idea for a breakfast cereal: "Hom-O's" ...cover of an AC/DCsong ever: the guy who works at my Post Office singing/mumbling "Hell's Bells" while he gets me a book of stamps,until he starts weeping. ...thing to say on a date: "Hello, ...

 

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