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Animals sure are neat, aren't they? Sure they are! Here are some fun and interesting names for different groups of animals. Share them with your pals! I like cutting myself. A "pride" of lions. A "parliament" of owls. A "gaggle" of geese. A "smegma" of snails. A "hobbit" of deer ticks. A "kangaroo" of koalas. A "stingapalooza" of bees. A "bedazzler" of unicorns. A "Diet Shasta"of tapeworms. A "genocide" of kittens. A "Geraldo" of assholes. A "butt-load" of autistic children.

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...Album ever: "A Chris Gaines Hanukkah" ...type of cancer to get: Soul cancer. Wait, sorry I spelled it wrong...sole cancer, on your feet...because it would probably be a pain to walk. ...porno movie ever: "Jimmie 'J.J.' Walker's Melancholy Masturbation!" ...idea for a breakfast cereal: "Hom-O's" ...cover of an AC/DCsong ever: the guy who works at my Post Office singing/mumbling "Hell's Bells" while he gets me a book of stamps,until he starts weeping. ...thing to say on a date: "Hello, ...

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