northernlad

When I was younger I was hired to do a commercial and print add for Dewey... more »

When I was younger I was hired to do a commercial and print add for Dewey Cox sausage. I was so excited to finally get my chance at fame. I was also excited about the $80 a day, because that meant I could finally purchase my Optimus Prime. I thought I did a good job and everything was great until the ads started airing. I got picked on at school for the ads, the torture that I went through was unbearable.

I remember when I first spoke the lines ‘Mamma always said there is nothing better than Big. Hot Cox in your mouth’, there was a slight giggle from the camera man. I didnt get it and no one else was laughing. I think it was that moment when I knew something was wrong, but I kept thinking about my OP. Really since that day my life has not been the same.

I have spent my entire life trying to track down every single copy of the print ad and commercial, but have dreaded the day that Dewey Cox would be remembered again. Especially when the Internet came out. That was a nightmare for me. I remember the day Al Gore introduced me to the Internet, my only thought was ‘Big, Hot Cox’.

I am writing this forum post, because I am pleading with anyone that might find one of these ads to burn them. I have a son now and he is leading a normal life. I want to keep him sheltered from my storied past.

Thank You.