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Return to Sender

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Return to Sender First of all, for those of you who don't know, mailmen/women in Los Angeles are on safari.  All the time. They wear funny safari hats and shorts with tall socks, and shit like that.&nbs... by nooneisasking
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good Hi internet,We have reached the end of the line..  The end of the road...  The end of the week...  The end of my rope...  It's been kind of an amazing week all in all.  My ... by nooneisasking
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april showers

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april showers Ugh.  Man, it's been a rough couple of days, internet.  Let me tell you.First off, pirates??  I mean.. seriously?  Secondly, my internet has been down (and by internet I mean my... by nooneisasking
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out of office autoreply Hello Internet!  How are my electronic campers today??Bessie Love is feeling a little 'under the weather' (wink!) so I'll be filling in for her on the ol' blog-o-sphere today.Oh my..Where are ... by nooneisasking
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white lines Today's post might be a little whack-a-doodle, because I've got a mega concussion AND whiplash.  Go to Disneyland to celebrate my sobriety with some friends, and this is what happens..  T... by nooneisasking
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rehab

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rehab Hello internet!  Did you miss me?Let me tell you, 7 months in rehab is no picnic..  What ever happened to 90 days???  I mean where the hell are we??  The USSR?  The Sandwic... by nooneisasking
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Ants

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Ants Hi loyal internet readers.. I realized something over the weekend.  I realized that even though I was only a guest blogger for a week, even though I was fired from my job, even though the Rep... by nooneisasking
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This is the end..

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This is the end.. It's the end of the week! it's the end of the Democratic National Convention! It's the end of annoying banner ads on FunnyorDie!  Oh wait, no it's not.  At all. Good thing I ordered 1... by nooneisasking
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Hump

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Hump So it's Wednesday.  And not just any Wednesday.  It's the Wedensday before a holiday weekend. Just sayin'. In other news, and in the spirit of honesty (Hollywood loves honesty!  An... by nooneisasking
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End of the rainbow..

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End of the rainbow.. Hello internet world, Yesterday I was a little harsh to my hood, so today I'm gonna make it right.  There are LOTS of great things about Hollywood!  I've attached some pictures of my gre... by nooneisasking
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