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Caption Contest for November 25, 2011

Caption Contest for November 25, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for November 25, 2011 Winning Caption

I thought the baby would have prevented this image from being an effective visual aid when self-pleasuring. I was so wrong. Thanks FOD!

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Caption Contest for December 2, 2011

Caption Contest for December 2, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for December 2, 2011 Winning Caption

"Seriously, Dude? Either get a job or drop me off at the Humane Society. I can't live like this."

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Caption Contest for December 7, 2011

Caption Contest for December 7, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for December 7, 2011 Winning Caption

Jane pursues a career in music despite her severe farsightedness.

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Caption Contest for December 16, 2011

Caption Contest for December 16, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for December 16, 2011 Winning Caption

"Get off the phone, Brad! It's eleven o'clock. Time to play "hide the salami!"