Hello. My name is Nicholas Holevas and my show is about me living in the Midwest with the smallest penis in the Universe. Being gay and closeted, I have to be discreet and very careful with who finds about my gay lifestyle, because I have a very high profile job managing crackhouses in the Omaha metropolitan area. I even changed my accent from the Midwestern American accent to a British one, in order to hide my identity. You may read about my crackhouses on my blog at www.iboughtacrackhouse.com Thank you all for watching my show. I hope you enjoy it.