What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
oh my gawd, nick dick totally has a role for you…are you familiar with the term “double penetration”?
(posted 4 months ago)
fergie, that was spectaculous. why you aint never call old nick dick no more? you too good now that you’s famous? well my dick is famous too, but he still talks to me. i love you
(posted 4 months ago)
nick dick declares you winner of the”kewlest screenname contest 2008”
(posted 4 months ago)
ah yeah…reminds me of the younger days of another famous “nick” in hollywood…well north hollywood…but same difference.
(posted 4 months ago)
yeah, you’ll get used to that in time…and when ya do, call up ol’ nick dick…he’s got a job fer ya…hehe…job.
(posted 4 months ago)
you don’t want to be a vagina….i love vagina.
(posted 4 months ago)
I love you
I think Nick Dick must be in Heaven….because he’s looking at an angel.
(posted 4 months ago)
you got somethin’. i don’t know what it is, but you got it….somethin’. the nick dick is a fan.
(posted 4 months ago)
your are the sexiest girl on funny or die…if you ever want to get a taste of nick dick…you know where to find him.
(posted 5 months ago)
yeah, one time nick dick’s roommate caught me jerkin off. on his chest and neck. AWKWARD!
(posted 5 months ago)
sometimes i lick bitches too. but only after i feed them 6 zanax, cut off their panties and give em a quick bath.
(posted 5 months ago)
dude…one time nick dick had a roommate. he pissed me off a little too…so one night, he fell asleep…and as soon as he started snoring and opened his mouth. i came in it and gave him aids! don’t leave dishes in the sink bitch! what what!!!
(posted 5 months ago)
man, you seem a little surprised about what you seen on thart video. clearly, you haven’t been watchin nick dicks videos…particularly 3 guys 1 bowl
(posted 5 months ago)
the only interestin thing that ever came outta tom cruise’s mouth is my balls! good job, boys.
(posted 5 months ago)
man, back in the 80s, tom cruise blocked nick dick’s cock…with his tonsils!!
(posted 5 months ago)
what you NEED to do, homey…is to get a blow job AT the shoe store…broads is always happy at the shoe store…hell you could prolly get ‘em both to do it together. ask yerself…what would nick dick do?
(posted 5 months ago)
he prolly asked fer ron jeremy cuz he knew his folks were too broke to afford ol’ NICK DICK! bang! bang bang bang!
(posted 5 months ago)
man, nick dick once had the dream of fuckin’ planet earth..its just unrealistic, max
(posted 4 months ago)