Nick_White

Nick was born after a plane crash in the Gobi desert. His family was forced to fight off blood thirsty dingos, who aren't even indingious to the region, and flew there to kill him. They managed to escape on a raft made of dead dingos but they weren't in the water. Plant the bomb, Plant the bomb, ... more >

Nick was born after a plane crash in the Gobi desert. His family was forced to fight off blood thirsty dingos, who aren't even indingious to the region, and flew there to kill him. They managed to escape on a raft made of dead dingos but they weren't in the water. Plant the bomb, Plant the bomb, oh my god plant the bomb. His birth sent shock waves through the natural order of things forcing Nick to fight off various assasination attempts throughout his childhood. Upon reaching 3rd grade one of his classmates ask to borrow his pencil and he snapped his neck like a piece of fire wood. Upon hearing of his expulsion Nick yelled those infamous words "No, YOU'RE expelled...from having an organized desk," and then shoved all the principal's things off the desk. His family was then forced to move from the country because it was too "hot" for them to do anything in the country. Upon arriving in London, Nick was seperated from his family by a parade, which was ironically to support children who were orphaned. He...um... wandered into a near by ice cream shop, and uttered the secret message by accident to enter the back room. These words were "I'd like some ice cream please." He then became strongly involved in the crime underworld of London. Eventually serving as a technical adviser on the movie "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" in 1998 at the age of 12 and formed a close relationship to director, Guy Ritchie. He continued on this path until a job oppurtunity opened in LA. Sensing a need for a change in his surroundings and also because he set an orphanage on fire 5 min. prior, as he always harbored resentment for orphans, being one himself, Nick took the job in LA. The plane crashed over rural PA, however, because he was wondering how a hand grenade worked while he was in the cockpit. He survived by inputing the code for invincibility right before the plane crash. Strangley enough, he awoke in the backyard of his family. He became reattached to them after missing them for many a year. This town was called...Ephrata. The rest is History except for the bank heist that is now in planning and he still speaks to Guy Ritchie every Thursday night at 9 pm. < less