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The Underground Ninja

is writing his way to freedom!

The Underground Ninja The Underground Ninja

I'm an aspiring photographer, producer, writer, cool tshirt-wearer, ho before bro-er, who hopes to make people laugh. When people always ask, "What'd you do last night," I always say, "Studied Quantum Physics," To which they always ask, "What DON'T you do?" So I give the only reply I have left... "Have sex with men." That's right ladies, talented AND straight!

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