Email me immediately and we will figure it out together. As a team. Maybe we’ll even spark an unlikely friendship. You, a workaholic that can’t see past your career. With no life to speak of because you’re consumed by your job. Me, a fun loving free spirit with a lust for life and tangerine smoothies. You would introduce me to things like salad forks and showering. I could introduce you to things like Manager Specials and black people. I would loosen you up by showing you how to get free plane tickets to anywhere your heart desired. We could quite possibly change each others' lives for the better.