In these uncertain times, you can be absolutely sure of only one thing. And that thing is Andy Samberg, the host of the 2009 MTV Movie Awards. The Saturday Night Live skit-master and Incredibad co-inventor (along with Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone) has been populating this lonely island we call "Earth" with brilliant, d**k-shattering belly-laughs for years. As a member of The Lonely Island, Samberg, along with Schaffer and Taccone, have given us such gifts as "I'm On A Boat," "J**z In My Pants" and "D**k In A Box." Now, the I Love You, Man star is poised to master-of-ceremonies such wonders as Best Kiss, Best Villain and Best Fight of 2009. As host of the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, Andy Samberg joins the ranks of such comedic mega-stars as Ben Stiller, Mike Myers, Sarah Silverman and Eddie Murphy. Jimmy Fallon hosted the 2001 MTV Movie Awards and now Late Night has his name in its title. Will Smith hosted in 1994; now he's the biggest movie star in the world. Jon Lovitz hosted in 1995 and now he gets free Subway for life. YOU DO THE MATH. Andy Samberg, welcome to immortality.