Picture Captain Obvious Strikes Again
AddedCaption Contest Come on Barbie, let's go party!!
Added Come on Barbie, let's go party!!
I knew it! How else would she be able be an astronaut & a veterinarian & teacher & a doctor & etc, etc, etc.
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Picture Thank you Nostradamus.
AddedCaption Contest Deerhunter 2011
Added Deerhunter 2011
Was so excited to hear they were gonna remake one of my fave movies. Couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, was first in ticket line. Hell, I even paid $20 for small soda & jujubees. Gotta tell ya; not quite what I was expecting.
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Caption Contest C.S.I. Malibu
Added C.S.I. Malibu
Barbie just couldn't handle the fact that Ken was banging Skipper. He'd use Barbie's Corvette to pick up the skank & then have his way with her in Barbie's Dreamhouse. She lobbed of his head & stuck it in the freezer.
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Picture I am a chicken hawk!!!
Added I am a chicken hawk!!!
I am a chickenhawk, goddamnit!! I will not be ignored!!Listen to me!! Aww, f*ck it!
from mrsflowers07
Picture OMGFMOVEA**HOLE
Added OMGFMOVEA**HOLE
I'm all for a Sunday drive, just don't do it on a Monday morning when I'm running late for work..
from mrsflowers07
Picture He stalks his prey.... ever so quietly...
Added He stalks his prey.... ever so quietly...
The females don't realize that the Asian tiger is in the pond right behind them. He waits, ever so patiently, waiting for the right time to pounce. Perhaps after a few rounds of Mojitios.
from mrsflowers07
Video Prenatal Pole Dancing DVD
Added Prenatal Pole Dancing DVD
from Christina Applegate, Jessalyn Gilsig, Wendi McLendon Covey, lauren, Antonio Scarlata, BoTown Sound, Shauna O'Toole, Funny Or Die, Christin Trogan
Check out Roxy Fedaro (Christina Applegate) in her newest DVD for pregnant expecting mothers. Whether you want to work the pole like a bad girl or drop it low like any proud mom...
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Views: 1,904,099
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Rating: Chosen
Video EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE
Added EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE
from Perry Hilton, Eva Longoria
Long lost sex tape with Eva Longoria and Perry Hilton.
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Views: 16,059,207
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Rating: Chosen
Video Brad Pitt Gets Hit By a Car
Added Brad Pitt Gets Hit By a Car
from TubularGoldmine
This is the only reason why "Meet Joe Black" exists.
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Views: 41,336
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Rating: 82% Funny
Video Waka Flocka Wake Up Call
Added Waka Flocka Wake Up Call
from That Happened!
Two year old twins try to sleep until their father starts blasting Wake Flocka and the video comes to an adorably adorable conclusion.
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Views: 24,060
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Rating: 83% Funny
Video Dave Chappelle "MTV" Cribs
Added Dave Chappelle "MTV" Cribs
from Southernman
It's Dave Chappelle,enough said!
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Views: 393,020
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Rating: Immortal
Video Baby Says "F*ck It"
Added Baby Says "F*ck It"
from That Happened!
Teach your babies well and teach them the best swears before anything else.
Time: 0:26
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Views: 45,782
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Rating: 87% Funny
Video Whoreders
Added Whoreders
from Peter Atencio, Brandon Johnson, CarolinePho, Michael Busch, Josh Simpson
A&E's new show offers a look inside the lives of people whose inability to part with their whores is so out of control that they are on the verge of a total breakdown.
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Views: 325,701
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Rating: Immortal
Video Masturbation
Added Masturbation
from Nick Thune
Masturbation written by Nick Thune
Produced by Ruben
Fleischer
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Views: 3,024,260
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Rating: Immortal
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