Mr_E

Bob-I just thought of the perfect name for my Spanish Racehorse. Bill- Oh yeah? What would that be? Bob- I’m going to name him “My Face” Bill- Why would that be the perfect name? Bob- Because when the people who bet on him are rooting, they’ll be screaming, “Come on…..!”

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Bob-I just thought of the perfect name for my Spanish Racehorse. Bill- Oh yeah? What would that be? Bob- I’m going to name him “My Face” Bill- Why would that be the perfect name? Bob- Because when the people who bet on him are rooting, they’ll be screaming, “Come on…..!”

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I keep getting stuck behind women with “me-view” mirrors in traffic. They’re fine at stop lights, but once it turns green, they have to check hair and make-up, coddle the kid in the back seat, change the radio station, make a phone call, play the banjo with their toes, pedicure while playing banjo, ... more >

I keep getting stuck behind women with “me-view” mirrors in traffic. They’re fine at stop lights, but once it turns green, they have to check hair and make-up, coddle the kid in the back seat, change the radio station, make a phone call, play the banjo with their toes, pedicure while playing banjo, ...cry just because…, dig in their bottomless purse, butt dance, use oil change coupon to blot face mask (I think they call it foundation), pull their bra through an arm sleeve and plan their wedding…...ALL AT THE SAME TIME!........(Tucson traffic)