I love you
Thank you for joining the sparkle party
(posted about 13 hours ago)
that would be a most excellent distraction
(posted about 16 hours ago)
Awesome pants
‘Cadillac Krok Hood Adenture’
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(posted about 19 hours ago)
not only am i hoarse, i have a lump on my head from where an old cuban bitch hit me with a flower pot when i refused to stop.
(posted about 20 hours ago)
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaa
(posted 1 day ago)
and i too, understand the plight of indoor working…it can be soul crushing at times…
well, i am going to be wandering around brooklyn calling your name even though i know you won’t be there…so, sure ;-)
how can you not be tan in FL? is it purposeful or circumstantial?
i’ll try ;-)
wow, and i haven’t even had to work that hard…i should’ve started with something less ambitious…more sexy…
i was interrupted by some old, cuban men. they were not amused.
Genius
maybe you could help solve the energy crisis?
so if i’m assuming correctly (and that’s a leap, because we all know what happens when assumptions are made) you get 79 miles per gallon…are you really THAT energy efficient?
WM not worthy? You’re not thinking outside the box enough.
You could appraoch the 85 yr old Welcome Guy and hit on him. Or the 16 yr old in Men’s clothing.
There’s plenty there, just let the mind and inhabitions go—-
(posted 2 days ago)
mpg79, With your all-seeing eye sizing up the riffraff (patients), SpaceHospital will be unstoppable! Prepare for mind warp. xoxo SpaceHospital
no, it’s mine…or it will be later…;0
you made me lol…out loud!
okay, yes, without question!
CANDY!!!!!!! you speak my native tongue!
hello doll!
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mpg79
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Thank you for joining the sparkle party
(posted about 13 hours ago)
that would be a most excellent distraction
(posted about 16 hours ago)
‘Cadillac Krok Hood Adenture’
Check out our new video and please comment on it and show the videos to others Thanks and hope you’ll Enjoy.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/05d431a50d
(posted about 19 hours ago)
not only am i hoarse, i have a lump on my head from where an old cuban bitch hit me with a flower pot when i refused to stop.
(posted about 20 hours ago)
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaa
(posted 1 day ago)
and i too, understand the plight of indoor working…it can be soul crushing at times…
(posted 1 day ago)
well, i am going to be wandering around brooklyn calling your name even though i know you won’t be there…so, sure ;-)
(posted 1 day ago)
how can you not be tan in FL? is it purposeful or circumstantial?
(posted 1 day ago)
i’ll try ;-)
(posted 1 day ago)
wow, and i haven’t even had to work that hard…i should’ve started with something less ambitious…more sexy…
(posted 1 day ago)
i was interrupted by some old, cuban men. they were not amused.
(posted 1 day ago)
maybe you could help solve the energy crisis?
(posted 1 day ago)
so if i’m assuming correctly (and that’s a leap, because we all know what happens when assumptions are made) you get 79 miles per gallon…are you really THAT energy efficient?
(posted 1 day ago)
WM not worthy? You’re not thinking outside the box enough.
You could appraoch the 85 yr old Welcome Guy and hit on him. Or the 16 yr old in Men’s clothing.
There’s plenty there, just let the mind and inhabitions go—-
(posted 2 days ago)
mpg79, With your all-seeing eye sizing up the riffraff (patients), SpaceHospital will be unstoppable! Prepare for mind warp. xoxo SpaceHospital
(posted 2 days ago)
no, it’s mine…or it will be later…;0
(posted 2 days ago)
you made me lol…out loud!
(posted 2 days ago)
okay, yes, without question!
(posted 2 days ago)
CANDY!!!!!!! you speak my native tongue!
(posted 2 days ago)
hello doll!
(posted 2 days ago)
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