dodgerfan5000

Thanks for the kind words, it's ridiculous how cutthroat the caption contests have become; I barely enter now due to knowing that I'll... more »

Thanks for the kind words, it's ridiculous how cutthroat the caption contests have become; I barely enter now due to knowing that I'll get diebombed regardless of how funny the caption is. I think a few users have beef with me because my articles get featured on the front page quite a bit, maybe they think I'm an employee? I gave you some legit FUNNIES, although not enough to counter the deluge of die votes. And don't stress about the Chernobyl similarity, it's an easy go to for any joke pertaining to mutation; great minds think alike and all that. I've won being the absolute last comment before, so in the end it's all superfluous.

I thought your Man's best friend was great. People here get a hard on shitting on others. My question is did you erase that caption,... more »

I thought your Man's best friend was great. People here get a hard on shitting on others. My question is did you erase that caption, and if so, how? Also roll over to Comedy Whirled. Just don't be funnier than me.

I never thought I’d have to resort to parody porn, but this script for Star... more »

I never thought I’d have to resort to parody porn, but this script for Star Trek: “Fist Contact” is tastefully written.

I guess I’m down for the nude scene if it’s integral to the plot. I wonder... more »

I guess I’m down for the nude scene if it’s integral to the plot. I wonder how the actress playing “Filthy Whore #1” feels about it.

So, Beetlejuice 2 looks like it might happen, which would be great for my... more »

So, Beetlejuice 2 looks like it might happen, which would be great for my career. What about you? How's your career going?