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Deer John Doe,

I would like to advise you that there is an attempt on your life.

Please ensure you’re up a tree on Saturday August 9th. Some dumb ass will be sat waiting for you. Make sure you wear your heels; it’ll be a long wait.

Regards, Bambi

PS I would also try to drop a few dingleberries, if ... more >

Deer John Doe,

I would like to advise you that there is an attempt on your life.

Please ensure you’re up a tree on Saturday August 9th. Some dumb ass will be sat waiting for you. Make sure you wear your heels; it’ll be a long wait.

Regards, Bambi

PS I would also try to drop a few dingleberries, if you know what I mean

Despite being on ‘it’s period’ Mel Vin de Cunt couldn’t think of anything remotely funny to say regarding today’s caption and retired early to bed to get inspiration from a magazine about cheese. “Perhaps tomorrow,” Mel Vin de Cunt thought “I might get a caption in without being a bitter, ranting r... more >

Despite being on ‘it’s period’ Mel Vin de Cunt couldn’t think of anything remotely funny to say regarding today’s caption and retired early to bed to get inspiration from a magazine about cheese. “Perhaps tomorrow,” Mel Vin de Cunt thought “I might get a caption in without being a bitter, ranting racist or sounding too much like a wanker”.