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It's the 17th Easter Sunday in a row that despite being praised by his... more »

It's the 17th Easter Sunday in a row that despite being praised by his wife, children and virtually everyone in his local community, this popular WalMart store manager, showed up to work for the 17th time claiming to be the the "real Easter bunny." Doctors say he suffers from a rare disorder called IE not Y Syndrome and that it only affects him on this, the most Holy day of the year in the Christian faith.

Apparently, when the two extremely lonely dinosaur enthusiasts encountered... more »

Apparently, when the two extremely lonely dinosaur enthusiasts encountered each other in an online chat room, both new they had to meet in person. His user name: Ramma Soreass and his newly found companion: Rex Ramhole.

So keep your pet's fondest moments of pleasure with you forever and make... more »

So keep your pet's fondest moments of pleasure with you forever and make final arrangements with Georgie: Carnal Taxidermist...

"How else am I supposed to manage an up to the moment testing of anthrax or... more »

"How else am I supposed to manage an up to the moment testing of anthrax or other material on my personal wipe tissues?" shouted a squatting former vice president Cheney as he snapped and pointed his finger at the unidentified girl who quickly re-folded exactly 13 feet of the newly tested, "terror safe" freedom wad and handed it to the sweaty former GOP leader.