Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)

Meh, doesn't matter what I post, it'll just be diebombed and the jokes... more »

Meh, doesn't matter what I post, it'll just be diebombed and the jokes stolen anyway. I could play the upvote game in order to level the playing field, but who has time for such petty bullhonky? We get it, if you refresh the page you can vote numerous time - It's not a magical glitch that only you diebombers are aware of, most of us are just too classy to try and claim a false, empty victory.

Thanks for the kind words, it's ridiculous how cutthroat the caption... more »

Thanks for the kind words, it's ridiculous how cutthroat the caption contests have become; I barely enter now due to knowing that I'll get diebombed regardless of how funny the caption is. I think a few users have beef with me because my articles get featured on the front page quite a bit, maybe they think I'm an employee? I gave you some legit FUNNIES, although not enough to counter the deluge of die votes. And don't stress about the Chernobyl similarity, it's an easy go to for any joke pertaining to mutation; great minds think alike and all that. I've won being the absolute last comment before, so in the end it's all superfluous.

Case in point - There's something afoot with Chernobyl's entrant into the... more »

Case in point - There's something afoot with Chernobyl's entrant into the Miss Universe contest.

posted about 17 hours ago has just garnered about forty downvotes in three minutes, and

Goddamn Japan! You don't pussy foot about anymore, do you? posted about 17 hours ago just received about 25, probably more by the time I finish typing this....

Funny how they're considered to be so unfunny, yet they've been used on about a third of the other captions on here.

There's no point running these things anymore, people are just going to die... more »

There's no point running these things anymore, people are just going to die bomb every caption that's not theirs. There used to be a sense of community on these comps, not anymore, just jealous assburgers stealing jokes and forming vendettas against users, wasting their time downvoting them. News flash: It doesn't matter how many dies you get if the caption is good, I've been die-bombed all the way to the bottom of the page and have still won. It's just sad.