Hall of Fame
Hi. I'm a small white atheist male with a shitty video camera and a lot of ideas, mostly revolving around comedy and breasts, female ones. My friends and I have started fires. Don't worry, the flames were metaphorical. But people still died. I'm pursuing a career as a stand-up comic but if that doesn't work out I think I'll just get an animal and abuse it. Not a dog or a cat or anything, something ugly and shriveled like a muskrat or my soul. I can do things!