Mike Kaddour's Blog
Yes, our group was the only three people inside the entire Imax theater to watch Dark Knight by the time it started. About fifteen minutes into it, two other groups came in. I'm positive they didn't pay for a ticket, but with times being hard people have to take desperate measures to survive. Needless to say, it was very bad ass in the Imax and the fact that by the end of the movie not even ten people were in the theater was alright by me. Imax is amazing, but even more amazing is having an Imax to yourself. Not having to share the theater was something new to me. Even at 2:00 when I saw the underwater Titanic documentary bullshit in 3-D the theater was half full. AAAANNNNNDDDD if you didn't know, Dark Knight was filmed with Imax compatible cameras so you don't get just the effect of a big screen, but physical quality INCLUDING a completely full screen at times. If you want to check Dark Knight out in Imax you better run and get your tickets today! No not because sales are still booming, Knight already broke a billion bones in the box office, but because today is the last day for Dark Knight in Imax due to Jonas Bros. 3-D being released tomorrow. Good luck asses!
The atrocious reality I haven't shared with many. A
deep, dark secret that eats at my brain and I can't hold it back any
more! I.... I have shitty internet. I know I know, but it's honestly
not my fault. For almost the first year in the new house our city (for
the sake of God's laughter) only allowed Charter Internet. Who or what
in the hell is this *cough* Charter internet? It's this shitty company
that provides many shitty services at an astronomical fee. The reason
for this is because the owner is a heartless bastard that feeds off of
the painstaking barks of baby pups. If I could punch one person in the
nose, it would be Meg Ryan...but the jerk that created Charter is a
VERY close second. During the colder seasons the internet would work
slower. When it got too cold the internet wouldn't work at all. I bit
the strap and tried to ride the storm because this was simply the only
service available in my area. Recently I received a promotion from
CenturyTel which offered a more reliable internet at about a third the
cost. Although this is an upgrade I still shudder when I see my
internet connection get a measly two bar signal. It's freaking ten
feet away from the router! It's equivalent to losing a bar every three
feet of distance, or is it? We hooked up the other computer to the
router wirelessly; this computer is literally a foot away from it.
It's an oddity I tells ya, two bars away from anything! I could be on
the moon and get a two bar signal from CenturyTel's router. Why
doesn't Verison just come to my town? I dunno, it's a gateway town,
you have to pass it to get to UNT, unless you take some shanky back
road. The town is a developing city and is on the lake, property value
is high; all of these being key elements for Verison to want to
strike. Even easier, just one signal box and our entire town is set
because a single neighborhood is the size of our city, yet it's still
the only city in the surrounding ten gillion miles that does not have a
respectable internet provider. Cross ten inches to the next city limit
and voila, Verison High Speed Fios bangin' the shit outta your
computer! This is, an abomination. What's worse is trying to upload to
The Kewl Kids server and timing out.... On TEXT uploads! Even this
simple rant will have to be backed up for fear of losing the page upon
attempting to post. Anyone have a couple of miles of cable so I can
snake Fios off of ya? I'll be your best frrriiieeeennnnndd!
STEP BROTHERS
came out on dvd yesterday and needless to say I had to run to the store on my lunch break to buy my copy. My roommate that lives with me is also buying himself a copy because this movie deserves to have the highest DVD sales of all time. It is amazing and if you don't buy it may God have mercy on your soul.
-Fin
Also, spend a little extra and get the unrated edition. It comes with over three hours of extra shit plus a digital copy for you to put on your computer. If you don't do this, then the next movie Ferrell and Reilly will do together will be a home made three way with me. Do you really want to see something like that you pervs? HOT!
