Article The True Origins of St. Valentine's Day
The True Origins of St. Valentine's Day
by Michael Lake
Who was the original Cupid? Why was he named Cupid? What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
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Rating: 94% Funny
Picture It Figures
It Figures
Life's tough when you're a stick figure and justice can be served on a dime.
from Michael Lake
Picture Keanu's Thanksgiving Conspiracy
Keanu's Thanksgiving Conspiracy
Based on the popular meme, Keanu wonders about one of the classic childhood Thanksgiving traditions.
from Michael Lake
Article Things I Can't Spell Without U
Things I Can't Spell Without U
by Michael Lake
"Us" and "trust" are a couple words I can't spell without "U", but there are at least forty other words that you can't spell without "U".
Views: 240
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Rating: 80% Funny
Article A Formal Letter of Welcome to One Mr. R...
A Formal Letter of Welcome to One Mr. R. Delaney
by Jaclyn Fleming, Michael Lake
A welcome letter to the city of Toronto to: Mr. Rob “Danger-Pants” Delany M.D.,
Views: 151
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article "It Started In The Shire"
"It Started In The Shire"
by Michael Lake
To the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire", a capsule summary of J.R.R. Tolkien's epic trilogy and the prequel with Jar Jar Binks using the magic of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Views: 304
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Rating: 66% Funny
Article A Major Consipiracy: Could YOUR Boyfrie...
A Major Consipiracy: Could YOUR Boyfriend Be A Part Of It?
by Michael Lake
A fun flirty new quiz written by a man who's been hailed as "Subtlety is not your strong suit," by random Internet user, 2011 and "A loser that everyone hates," by a classmate, 2002.
Views: 79
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Rating: 65% Funny
Article What if a Horse Ran a Bank?
What if a Horse Ran a Bank?
by Michael Lake
The following is a rather niche, explicit, raw, candid poem, about how the world would be different, if horses were in charge of the bank.
Views: 289
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Rating: 69% Funny
Article ChristianSlaterMingle.com
ChristianSlaterMingle.com
by Michael Lake
You have tried other ones, now try this one. What do you have to lose? You haven't met him and you're not getting younger. Mr. Slater is game for all. Your mom did say you should go on a date with...
Views: 85
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Rating: 82% Funny
Article ChristianBaleMingle.com
ChristianBaleMingle.com
by Michael Lake
You've tried the rest, now try the Bats. If you're single and alone, look no further than ChristianBaleMingle.com, which will match you up with the Christian Bale of your dreams.
Views: 265
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Rating: 73% Funny


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