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"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" Ruined...

"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" Ruined My Bedroom from Merchandise
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"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" Ruined My Bedroom I'm tired of my pig room. I didn't even want it in the first place so to say that I can't stand it now (after 3 years) would be an understatement. It all started when my family won a chance to be... by Merchandise
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I'd Rather Not Take the Free Meal Punch...

I'd Rather Not Take the Free Meal Punch Card from Merchandise
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I'd Rather Not Take the Free Meal Punch Card Thanks but no thanks, Quiznos guy. I'd rather not take the Free Meal Punch Card. It's too daunting. In fact, it's exhausting. All that work, punching away, week after week, just to get $5 off ... by Merchandise
Views: 40   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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I've Got a Great Idea

I've Got a Great Idea from Merchandise
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I've Got a Great Idea How’s this for entrepreneuring.  I’m starting my own business.  This business is the model of efficiency and profits.  This business is putting flyers underneath the wi... by Merchandise
Views: 73   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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Merchandise Recommends... THE Trilogy

Merchandise Recommends... THE Trilogy from Merchandise
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Merchandise Recommends... THE Trilogy As summertime revs up, people have been clamoring for Merchandise to finally take a break from entertaining the youth of America with cat puppet shows and step up to the streets, dance and then kin... by Merchandise
Views: 183   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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The Cure for Illegal Immigration

The Cure for Illegal Immigration from Merchandise
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The Cure for Illegal Immigration I'm sure you're just like me. Sick and tired of being sick and tired of illegal immigrants. Can't they all just be born here like everybody else? I mean, HELLO! Try being born in NEW Mexico next ti... by Merchandise
Views: 164   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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New Record Tanks

New Record Tanks from Merchandise
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New Record Tanks As most of you are probably aware by now, my new record, "Nuke the Nukes" has tanked. There are myriad reasons for this. First off, the record company didn't understand my vision. I wa... by Merchandise
Views: 44   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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I Am A Patriot

I Am A Patriot from Merchandise
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I Am A Patriot You know how I know I'm a patriot? I put "America" in the title of my song. You see, it's called, "America." And while I wrote it, I was wearing my trusty flag pin. And whil... by Merchandise
Views: 150   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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My Worst Fear

My Worst Fear from Merchandise
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My Worst Fear My worst fear? The elevator. Well, not the elevator itself, per se. And not the fear of cables snapping to a deathward dive. Or that Emilio Estevez is on top, hacking laptop in tow. Or that we get... by Merchandise
Views: 128   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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This Day in History: Albert Einstein

This Day in History: Albert Einstein from Merchandise
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This Day in History: Albert Einstein Enjoy this long lost footage detailing one of Einstein's lesser known theories. from Merchandise
Time: 1:19   |   Views: 1,719   |   Rating: 78% Funny

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Holiday Reflections

Holiday Reflections from Merchandise
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Holiday Reflections Merchandise spreads their holiday message of peace throughout the land! from Merchandise
Time: 1:32   |   Views: 593   |   Rating: 87% Funny

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This Day in History

This Day in History: Albert Einstein from Merchandise
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